Everybody craves wanking Elijah.

[rodneyscat]

Then how come it doesn't get written? Well, it does, but rarely. I get asked for recs. I've asked myself last year. I see people asking for it in other people's journals. But it seems like we keep rec'ing each other the same few wanking fics over and over again.

So. There clearly is an audience for wanking Elijah.

Just saying.

Oh, and please don't go pointing out wanking Dom, with or without Billy, because there's plenty of that out there! I know. Love it. But I wants wanking Elijah.

The more I think about it, the more I want it.

*thinking of wanking Elijah*

*moans*

Comments

[strawberryelfsp.livejournal.com]

I tried, darling dear. It just wasn't happening. But I think my boy elijah_would may have something for you soon, if that helps? *prays*

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Oh, but it's not like I expect every single writer to start popping out fics at my command! I just prod and poke here and there, and sometimes I accidentally hit the right button.

And if poking doesn't work, I can always try and grope.

Even if this doesn't result in a fic, we can always enjoy the feel up :)

elijah_would eh? I'll keep an eye on lotr_porn...