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[rodneyscat]

I just read 'digital clock' as 'digital cock'.

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[trianne.livejournal.com]

A digital cock would be a handy thing to have.

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Do you think I should patent it?

[trianne.livejournal.com]

You could, yes. Protect it; look at the controversy surrounding that clock that JK Rowling designed and which got nicked by Microsoft. You can't be too careful, DE.

Here's a start for you:

Patent # 696969.69 - Patent for the design of a Digital Cock. Dimensions: 22.5 cms long (when fully functional). Powered by 3 AAA batteries. Features: LCD display and variable speed buzz. Alarm sound: "yes, yes, yes... y-e-s!" (snooze button: "not now, I'm knackered"). Color: alabaster/ivory/porcelain skin tone

[samena.livejournal.com]

You could ask kevswitchau or kinkyhobbit. They both work in trade marks. They could give you avice. ;)

[andraste-oz.livejournal.com]

Seems perfectly logical to me, and probably more desirable!

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

There was a guy in bed reaching for it, who can blame me for making this mistake?

[andraste-oz.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Anyone would have thought the same!

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

this just led to a very disturbing train of thoughts going from digital cock to tamagochies (sp??) to... yeah, you can imagine the rest ::Headdesk::

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I can yeah...

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

I hope you realize it's all your fault... *cough*

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

*stamps 'mission completed' all over this entry*

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

Ev0l. Capitol E

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

But digital cocks are so much more interesting. And if you really need to know the time, you can always use it as a digital 'zonnewijzer'...

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Well, there's an excellent way of putting a hard-on on the beach to good use!

*plans on painting a dial on Mr. D_E's stomach*

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Better make that edible paint. ;-)

[-grievousangel.livejournal.com]

I wonder if you could pre-programme it?

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Them in your icon clearly don't need one *pervs*

[alchemie.livejournal.com]

Pr0n is an excellent thing to have on the brain!

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I have plenty of that on my mind most of the time.

[alchemie.livejournal.com]

Coincidentally, me too.

[samena.livejournal.com]

Hihihi.

De techniek staat voor niets. ;D

Wist even niet hoe je dat in het Engels zegt hoor...

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Heel fijn, nou loop ik daar dus ook al een uur of zo over na te denken...

[samena.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Ik heb net zoiets: sinds ik 'It' (Genesis) heb gedownload, die je voor ceterum_censeo had gelinkt, heb ik de hele dag het zinnetje 'any rock can be made to roll' in mijn hoofd. ;)

'It' is altijd één van mijn favoriete Genesis songs geweest, maar ik had het nog niet op de pc. Welke versie had jij ge-upload? Was het gewoon de album versie, van 'The Lamb lies down on Broadway', of was het een live versie?

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Het is gewoon een rip van de Lamb cd die ik heb (studio dus, een dubbelaar)

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

Only you, DE. Only you... :)

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

yeah right...

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Cyberpunk Monaboyd plotbunny!

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

You're the first to get the hint! ;p